Champions League Final

Right then, hands up how many of you neutral football fans are planning on going to the Champions League Final this year...  It's in England.  It's at Wembley.  It's... £172 for the cheapest ticket???  Jeez, are they still trying to re-coup the money they blew on botching up the building of the stadium in the first place or something?  £26 of this is apparently an 'admin' fee.  So, that's presumably the cost of putting your ticket in an envelope and posting it.  I know Royal Mail isn't cheap, but I wasn't aware it was now £26 to post a standard envelope.  By this logic if I were buy a cd from Amazon does this mean it'll cost me £26 to get it sent out because if so there's a slight possibility I may illegally download it instead!  Or will it be more because a cd is thicker than a ticket.  Oh no-oooooo!
I love a live game of European football as much as the next man but I can't help but feel there are better ways of spending that kind of money.  In fact, here's a top ten:
1.)  An Apple Ipod Classic (160 GB)
2.) A Bosch Rotak Electric Rotary Lawnmower
3.)  A TomTom XXL UK, ROI & Europe Maps GPS Sat Nav
4.)  LEGO Harry Potter Hogwarts Castle, Hagrid's Hut & Quidditch Match
5.)  An Epiphone Les Paul Special Guitar, (with change for a gig bag & spare strings)
6.)  3 x Tumbleweed Worm Farm and Pet Poo Convertor
7.)  My Rover 25 (though it has a broken Head Gasket)
8.)  A pair of pet Australian Beareded Dragons, (or 'Lizards' as they're known to the common man)
9.)  A starter at one of Jamie Oliver's Restaurants
10.)  15 x T-shirt bearing the logo "One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist".

Chammy League final not looking so good is it?

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